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"Yeah, similiar to Twilight but this is fucked up in it's own way.

So, I've gotten enough money to go buy some Harry Potter books. I picked up the 7th one but refused to read it until I got all the others. I was searching through this Barnes store at the mall and I felt a tap on my shoulder.

I turn to see a man with a ninja mask.

I shit you not.

For a moment, I thought I was being robbed... then wondered how long he had this on without security taking his ass and then how crappy the mask looked.

Anyway, he asks if I am buying Twilight. I show off one of the Harry Potter books and gives some weird salute, saying this: "I have successfully saved another citizen. Twilight Ninja, AWAY!"

... Oh, kay....

So he leaves with clerks staring at him funny and I go back to shopping. No sooner do I buy my books, and head down the mall... I see this teenage girl screaming bloody murder in the lines of, "HE STOLE MY TWILIGHT!" and 'Twilight Ninja' running away with her bags with the Borders logo on it... with a Twilight book she just bought and two security guards chasing him down.

... Yeah. Faith in humanity? Gone down the drain.

tl;dr
Never going to the mall again. Please, if you wish to go against twilight... do it safely and let people throw dead horses at you to bear. Stealing is not nice. I wondered if the retard did it as a joke or was serious about it."

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:iconmarblelessthenthree:
The person who gets Twilight stolen from them needs to be a fat 13 year old emo chick, optionally wearing a shirt that says "I <3 Edward Cullen."

Then I would be like, woah, GGPO.

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- Greatest, sexiest and most modest guy on DA.
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Azn's are easier to draw.

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<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
<Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap
<bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
<Rancid-> like, xbox?
:iconmarblelessthenthree:
True dat.

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- Greatest, sexiest and most modest guy on DA.
:iconmike-towns:
^_^

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<Harkila> i've always wondered what "holy shit" actually is
<Harkila> my strongest mental image is about the pope taking a crap
<bleak-> a radiant turd with a halo
<Rancid-> like, xbox?
:icongoombuster:
now all we need is a twilight pirate riding a cannon. :iconquiterlyowlplz:

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If all else fails: RAGE.
:iconqueenofanvilania:
The Twilight Ninja is so awesome, there's even a "plz" account for him! XD :icontwilightninjaplz:

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"One upon a time, there was an ugly barnicle.
He was so ugly that everyone died.
The end!"
~Patrick Star, "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Yes, I hate Twilight. So shut up about it.
:icondarkgodess58:
Because this is 342x more epic then my Twilight Ninja fanart. :D Fav'd

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If you have time to look at my crappy Twilight Ninja fan art, then you've got to look at the rest of my art, damn it!

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